Lyrics and Prologue.

 

The song that inspired my story is Sense of Humor by Darren Hayes (late of Savage Garden). Actually many of Mr Hayes songs put me in mind of Ron/Draco but this was the one that specifically brought this scenario to mind.

Someone has noticed the way Draco watches Ron….

The lyrics are a disarming mix of arrogance tinged with desperation…pure Draco.


SENSE OF HUMOR by DARREN HAYES

You will like my sense of humor
You will be addicted to my smile
Laughing all the while
And I will end each conversation
I will leave the room with upper hand
And you will understand

You will find my scent attractive
You will like my real engaging eyes
And playful childlike smile
You will find my style appealing
I will overpower you with wit
And I will be a hit

If only you’d run to me
If only you’d come to me
If only you’d relax upon your rules
And dare to be love’s fool
If only you’d come for me
If only you’d run to me
If only you’d relax upon those rules
And dare to be love’s fool……

Inside of me
I have censored my eyes I hear drums in my ears
Redirected desire now it comes out as tears….

And now the story.....

 



RELAX UPON YOUR RULES


Prologue.

 

 A bumpy start…..

There it was again. The ‘look’. Interesting. Not overly unusual in itself; glares were often sent in that direction from that same source - lord knows there’d always been a spark there. But this wasn’t a glare; no, this was something else entirely.

There were those eyes again. Searching. Same direction; same destination. Now, if he could just decipher the meaning behind them…..

His first thought had been - he’s trying to decide where to hide the body.

This had gradually morphed into - bloody hell…he’s trying to decide the best way to acquire the body.

To finally - oh good God…he wants to keep the body!

Oh bugger. Not good, very not good. And Jesus H Voldemort just how was he going to break this news to the ‘body’?! Said ‘body’ belonging to his best mate?

Oh yeh, seventh year was definitely off to a bumpy start.

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